Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

concest

Consensual incest.

Hey I was watching this anime yesterday where the protagonist engaged in concest with his sister.

by Cygnus_43 November 12, 2018

comcast

A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.

Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol

by bruh_moment December 22, 2018

concateny

A linked or chained group of things.

The program team came up with a concateny of ideas.

by DudeWithaBlaster January 8, 2019

comcastic

a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products

wow thats comcastic, ick

by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005