Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.

Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.

by 1iJax May 10, 2017

Comey Gate

A Trump screw up

Trump once again is in a Comey Gate.

by Pimpes Cupington May 14, 2017

Comfy chair

A common form of torture used in the Spanish Inquisition

Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

by Joink June 13, 2018

Congy

A player, who thinks he's a big, badman/rudeboy and thinks every girl is his b*tch..

Stop being such a Congy..

That's such a Congy thing to do..

What a Congy..

by Congy April 10, 2011

corgy

The sexual experimintation of 5 or more small dogs.

Holy Shit those dogs are having a corgy!!!!!

by Honkus January 21, 2003

codgy

Used when a person is acting older than they are

Cor, Ryan, your being codgy for an eighteen year old

by Edie June 1, 2004

totes comfy

Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends

Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed

But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up

by Kajmoney June 3, 2011