no comprende

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.

my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"

by creature69 April 30, 2020

comprende

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.

Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.

by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010

Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus

Basically Zoom or Google Meet.

Guy 1: Zoom is just Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus

Guy 2: Yeah, I agree

by TICalculator June 6, 2021

Conference Call

Oral sex involving 3 or more people

I walked in on my roommate in a conference call with 2 girls

by bens May 29, 2005

Commencement

Best album ever made! Created by Deadsy.

I just got Deadsy's Commencement, I can now end my fullfilled life!

by Toliy December 22, 2004

corrence

The Cone Piece. You know, the stell/brass thing that you pack your weed into and then put into the bong to smoke it.

"Pass me the corrence so I can 'pack up' a bong."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Conference Wife

The woman that you meet up or travel with at conferences that you do everything with while there such as dinners, conference socials, and often times sharing a hotel room to save money . She looks out for the guy (or gal because women can also have a conference wife too). To others, it would appear that this couple is in a marriage or serious relationship when this type of relationship is usually non-sexual although it's not uncommon for the lines to get blurred on occasion.

The girls didn't hit on me at the bar because they thought my conference wife was my girlfriend.

by BizTrvlr08 May 29, 2018