A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.
I just had a major colon splash!
I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 07, 2007
by D-Web December 23, 2006
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
by slick slappy January 13, 2015
Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006