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colon splash

A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.

I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 9, 2007
mugGet the colon splashmug.

colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006
mugGet the colon cleanermug.

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."
by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012
mugGet the Colon babymug.

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
mugGet the bashful colonmug.

Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

Other definitions include...

"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"
"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
by Boooose February 26, 2010
mugGet the Colon Ticklemug.

Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
I may need stitches after that colon birth.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
mugGet the Colon Birthmug.

d colon

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by dcolonization May 6, 2022
mugGet the d colonmug.

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