Cognitohazards are hazards that are brought on by the sights, and are physical. For example, looking at the sun too long is a cognitohazard."
by Vada Blu May 19, 2019
Get the cognitohazard mug.A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.
Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin
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transitive verb
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>
i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>
i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.
-cognitate nigga
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Get the The Cocita mug.It's basically when one reality collides with another reality and you don't have the ability to say I'll pick reality 'A' instead of reality 'B'. You have to figure out a way to coexist with the current reality and it usually produces some kind of dysfunction.
Cognitive dissidence is what happens to children when they're molested by a parent where their total source of security is also the source that betrays them.
This is also relative to Germany and the peoples response to Hitler.
Another example for United States citizens, where some people who were saying they had to vote for the man with integrity, therefore they had to vote for George W. Bush. Now that it has been made so apparent to all of us that Bush and his administration are a source of betrayal to our Constitution and our true values.
These are just a few examples but it goes way beyond these. It can happen in a million different ways.
This is also relative to Germany and the peoples response to Hitler.
Another example for United States citizens, where some people who were saying they had to vote for the man with integrity, therefore they had to vote for George W. Bush. Now that it has been made so apparent to all of us that Bush and his administration are a source of betrayal to our Constitution and our true values.
These are just a few examples but it goes way beyond these. It can happen in a million different ways.
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Put it in the slot. The weapon you want modified, put it in the slot. Remeber the name, Slim Cognito’s.
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