Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.
Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.
by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008
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by naruhodo November 16, 2010
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Dude, that chick is a pig, but, I think I could get her.
No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.
No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.
by Woo Yeah Nester September 23, 2010
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When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
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When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
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*Someone comes in the door*
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
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Get the Closing mug.When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.
pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.
jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
by Proko August 8, 2010
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