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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
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Claude Kane III

Do you know about Radioactive Man's secret identity? His real name is actually Claude Kane III!
by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022
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Claude pricing

How much did you pay for that hooker?

She said she would do Claude pricing.
by Mr. Burns74 March 22, 2021
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Claud

The most handsome and sexy mali on cord. People would call him a weeb, yet he's a marketing genius, promoting Naruto.
K1ng: " Why's there so many weebs in chat? "
Iceyy: " Claud probably summoned them. "
by ClaudiusEra April 11, 2023
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Jean Claude

A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.
Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!
by horsedickloverxoxo June 4, 2017
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Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.
Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.
by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025
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Claud

A femboy from Somalia. He is a hated member and moderator in YB Cord.
Gappy: Claud's a bitch
by HoesLuvGappy April 21, 2024
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