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circumcision

Circumcision is a form of barbaric sexual-sadism. removes most or all of the frenum and ridged band, and a fair amount of shaft skin and inner mucosal tissue. the remaining nerve endings of the penis are made even less sensitive through constant rubbing against clothing and keratinization of the now exposed glans and inner mucosal tissue. Lord knows how much agony a baby goes through during the procedure. For anyone who doubts how barbaric and bloody it is, the videos are on the net if you have the stomach for them. You'll never hear such bone-chilling wailing from a baby in your life.
Aside from circumcision, there's another term for the removal of healthy tissue from a newborn baby, and it's called child abuse.
by canadiana November 10, 2006
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circumcision

Something that should never ever be attempted whilst drunk
my friend was sliced up quite badly by a botched circumcision. Then his girlfriend left him
by Jinzaki June 6, 2005
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circumcision

The thing that parent's will neve be forgiven for.
You cant undo the past. circumcision is horrible and the only way to get the pleasure of having one is drugs because you will never naturally experience it.
by Sta aka staples October 2, 2006
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circumcision

Something barbaric and unnecessary some parents do to their little boys because they enjoy mutilating kids
"I am stupid and evil because because I think circumcision is alright"
by G.Davis November 19, 2006
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warrington circumcision

Punching your sister in the jaw while she is sucking your cock.
As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)
by Dick Izzinya October 17, 2006
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weenal circumcision

The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.
I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!
by Datzwatshesed September 15, 2019
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

When the skin of a penis is remove, much like the romaval of a sausages casing.
Traditional a ladder is used to perform the procedure.
I was trying to fuck my hoover, and almost gave myself a wolverhampton circumcision
by chris-jerichos-hairline August 19, 2022
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