Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020
Get the Christophermug. A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
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by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018
Get the Christophermug. Christopher's are very tall and hairy but have great smiles and are only shy in front of elders. But when they are around their freinds they get hype and "do the most" and are very physical. Lots of Christopher's play physical sports such as football. Christopher's are loving people when it comes to family or they boo. But especially they boo. Christopher's love having girlfreinds who are freaky because Christopher's are master's of the sheets. Christopher's are different in front of friends than they are with their lover. Christopher's are very loud, obnoxious and, childish. Christophers will pick on people at times bigger or smaller and sometimes will take a pill they can't swallow.
Kisha: Christopher is so loud and big so he's such a target
Tanya: I know but his smile is so perfect and when we were dating he treated me so well
Monique: And I heard he can be a lil freaky too
Tanya: I know but his smile is so perfect and when we were dating he treated me so well
Monique: And I heard he can be a lil freaky too
by Charles johnsom April 2, 2019
Get the Christophermug. He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
by madamliang May 16, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Someone who is very caring, even though he might seem distant at times. He will support you with everything that you do and love you unconditionally. If you have a Christopher as a boyfriend, stay with him. Times might seem rough, but it will get better because of his personality and the vibes he gives off.
Girl: Man, I have the best bf.
Boy: Aww that's great.
Girl: Thanks Christopher is rly the best.
Boy: Christophers get all of the ladies with their charming personality..
Boy: Aww that's great.
Girl: Thanks Christopher is rly the best.
Boy: Christophers get all of the ladies with their charming personality..
by HoHoHo69 December 25, 2019
Get the Christophermug. A really nice and kind person one of the nicest you could ever meet very loving and can be shy at times a little bit of a trouble maker and will meet a girl /boy and be very loyal to them he/she will meet them around the middle school or high school this person is very funny
Christopher oh my gosh
by Rose lynnR June 13, 2018
Get the Christophermug. Someone who is named Christopher is usually a fucking moron and thinks the world revolves around them they also like big black men and look like they just came out the ghettos
by Chris likes men March 24, 2022
Get the Christophermug.