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Christopher

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!
by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020
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A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018
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A really nice and kind person one of the nicest you could ever meet very loving and can be shy at times a little bit of a trouble maker and will meet a girl /boy and be very loyal to them he/she will meet them around the middle school or high school this person is very funny
Christopher oh my gosh
by Rose lynnR June 13, 2018
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Synonymous with angel. He is amazing in every sense of the word! Everything he touches exudes awesome! He pours his heart and soul into all that he does. He excels at work, a true leader....always willing to get his hands dirty. He’s literally a genius. He’s a giver! He’s kind....he literally will give the shirt/jacket off of his back to those in need! He’s an animal lover...particularly horses and bull dogs. He is dedicated to his family and friends. He’s brutally honest! He’s loyal! He’s hilarious! Multifaceted, he aims to please! And he’s so so sexy and hot! He has beautiful mesmerizing eyes that you want to stare into all day and night while he makes sweet passionate love to you (of course he’d call it something else).
To achieve enlightenment on Earth, one must engage with a Christopher.
by NikkiJay March 25, 2019
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Christopher's are very tall and hairy but have great smiles and are only shy in front of elders. But when they are around their freinds they get hype and "do the most" and are very physical. Lots of Christopher's play physical sports such as football. Christopher's are loving people when it comes to family or they boo. But especially they boo. Christopher's love having girlfreinds who are freaky because Christopher's are master's of the sheets. Christopher's are different in front of friends than they are with their lover. Christopher's are very loud, obnoxious and, childish. Christophers will pick on people at times bigger or smaller and sometimes will take a pill they can't swallow.
Kisha: Christopher is so loud and big so he's such a target

Tanya: I know but his smile is so perfect and when we were dating he treated me so well

Monique: And I heard he can be a lil freaky too
by Charles johnsom April 2, 2019
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Girl 1: Omg Christopher is so funny
Girl 2: And cute
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Someone who is very caring, even though he might seem distant at times. He will support you with everything that you do and love you unconditionally. If you have a Christopher as a boyfriend, stay with him. Times might seem rough, but it will get better because of his personality and the vibes he gives off.
Girl: Man, I have the best bf.
Boy: Aww that's great.
Girl: Thanks Christopher is rly the best.
Boy: Christophers get all of the ladies with their charming personality..
by HoHoHo69 December 25, 2019
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