Kurtis Conner

awesome fella that always says he doesn't want to hurt someone's feelings but still does that :) he looks like he didn't wash his hair probably for several months but he has so cool t shirts that I can't be mad at him. he has only one serious disadvantage - a girlfriend. so relax and stop adjusting your hair, you, beautiful girl on the other side of the computer screen. (That what would Kurtis say. See? He's really nice!)
The first time I saw his videos was in the Louvre 'cause they are fucking masterpieces
Few people know that Kurtis is the mayor of the KurtisTown - the best place to live and look at the shitty content all over the Inernet

-Do you watch Kurtis Conner's videos?
-Oh that's the one where soft boy claps with reverb and very high saturation?
-You didn't watch his video about soft boys, did you?

by citizen of the KurtisTown July 31, 2019

gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

by the bitches December 29, 2006

Sean Connery

Pretending to be a secret agent.

Billy Bob's pulling the old Sean Connery to pump her for information. Or, just pump her.

by John "Hannibal" Smith June 11, 2006

Chonger

A term to describe anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Austin: "Just got a chonger sized sale!"
Austin: "What do you chongers want for lunch?"
Austin: "You better show up or else you are chongered."

by The SF Dragon July 18, 2018

Connered

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

Conner tighe

Conner Tighe is the most amazing boss ass bitch there is. He somehow puts up with all your shit no matter how psychotic you are, he stays up late listening to you rant no matter how tired he is, and he's just an overall amazing person. It's pretty hard not to love him.

Megan: "is that Juan?"
Helen: "no that's conner Tighe, you can tell by how gangsta he is "

by Biiiishwaa May 23, 2016

Conner

a clog in the drain of a public shower caused by agressive shower masturbation by the residents

the shower is flooding because of the huge conner in there.

by nopleaseohgodnoplease April 11, 2022