Dick Cheney

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

by Author June 17, 2006

cheneyism

a figure of speech expressing a fantasy, generally used to manipulate (ie. "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003, or "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- June 20, 2005)

He used many forms of cheneyism is his relationships with women, most commonly, "Of course I'll still respect you."

by waynenp July 14, 2008

Chaneci

Fine ass bitch that knows how to get down. If you meet a Chaneci, MARRY HER! She's a rare jewel

Damn, I wish I had a Chaneci in my life.

by Shenasty October 19, 2016

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003

Dick Cheney

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

by Paresthesia April 10, 2006

chanene

Chanene is and angel from heaven. Can't be described as cute, beautiful or sexy, instead is considered all three. Is incredibly good looking and normally has exotic features. Has the most beautiful of smiles, is curvy and can dance. Is a deep person, easy to talk to and is caring and loving towards everyone. Every guy want a Chanene!!

Dude - "I just saw this beautiful shy girl dancing alone but I was too nervouse to do anything about it"

Other dude - "sorry man she was probably a chanene"

by die woes poes2 November 20, 2013

Joe Chaney

That guy that does all that crazy shit. You know, the Snapple addict? He's basically a real version of Dwight Schrute from The Office.

You don't get a name like Joe Chaney at birth, you have to EARN it.

by thatguy099870879 May 2, 2010