Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.
by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015
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To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018
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by joe chocolate November 29, 2011
Get the Joe Chocolate mug.Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.
by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013
Get the Sausage in the chocolate factory mug.offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.
(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
Get the grabbing a chocolate bar mug.‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
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‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’
by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019
Get the Charlie in the chocolate factory mug.Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.
Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter
It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter
It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate
Susan: You mean African American male?
Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
Susan: You mean African American male?
Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
by chrno July 27, 2010
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