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That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"
"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"
by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020
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Chestnut Stallion

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.
Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"
by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 7, 2021
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Kenny chestnuts

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts
by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020
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asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin
I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night
by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022
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wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
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chestnut the name

A sweet girl. She enjoys food and is a big people person. She's a great friend to have and can always make you laugh! (But she gets aggresive sometimes...! :>)
chestnut the name: chestnut as in the name not NONE OF THE OTHER RESULTS
by MyCatsSayHi5 March 11, 2025
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Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016
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