twats who hang around outside McDonalds wearing burberry caps/gold chains/big puffy white jackets, smoking/swearing continuously. ALso listen to rap, hiphop etc.
by mwahahahaha August 4, 2005
Council house and violence, usually associated with white folk. hang about and cause mischief. usually wears sporty clothing like tracksuits or Burberry
by OBEAMAN February 16, 2008
chav is a fashion statement. it is another word for a thug or a gang member. chavs are fond of hoodies and caps nd they like sitting on walls smoking. lots of people want to kill chavs. lots of chavs want to kill people.
by Amy Lucas- Knight December 17, 2007
by jizznipple April 28, 2008
The word chav or chavette, is a word used for low-life scum that want to be black. One day a noob decided that he wanted to look like 2pac and decided to copy his dress style, but he epically failed and therefore he dressed like a scrub with tracksuit bottoms round his ankles hi top sneakers, a vest with a tracksuit top and a hat turned to 90 degrees. also chavs decide to wear an inconsiderable amount of 'bling'. now usually most chavs are on the dole or benefits and claming of our governments. usually chavs listen to r n b hip hop etc, basically any songs where the singer is singing about huge arses and shooting other people. chavs are usually aged between 12-16 and by the time they are 18 have grown into mature people, almost. they usually hang out with mcdonalds and also show off there nokia 3210's as they are too poor to afford good phones. chavs are the skidmarks on the underpants of society and by 2020 i predict a huge war will take place between progressive rockers and chavs. that will be fun >_< another name for chav is wigger.
chav 1: sup bruv
chav 2: ....
chav 1: ay brav why iz u airing me innit
chav 2: i iz finkins about me fams in the hoodz of shoplandz
chav 1: manting i az been tinksin bout them 2, i fink we shuld cuts dem up innit
chav 2: yh we shuld shank dem hardcore eh
chav 1: sozz bruvting buts my mumz dole money aint come through yet, she iz trying to work on da corna as ard as she can but the fish mongers are sueing er 4 da bad ass smell coming from her pooooooosssssy
chav 2: ....
chav 1: ay brav why iz u airing me innit
chav 2: i iz finkins about me fams in the hoodz of shoplandz
chav 1: manting i az been tinksin bout them 2, i fink we shuld cuts dem up innit
chav 2: yh we shuld shank dem hardcore eh
chav 1: sozz bruvting buts my mumz dole money aint come through yet, she iz trying to work on da corna as ard as she can but the fish mongers are sueing er 4 da bad ass smell coming from her pooooooosssssy
by chav hater >_< July 10, 2009
youve seen them. they stand around bus stations and macdonalds with burberry (is that how its spelt) hats, and immitation tracksuits. dont forget the cheap "bling" and obsession with mobile phones.
chavs try to pronounce as little constonants in a word as possible,and ay it as rude as possible so "may i see your phone?" becomes "oi may le mee c ur fon"
the female chav will listen to any black woman singing about how they got cheated on by their ex. the male will listen to rappers talking about how they "blow caps in a n***** ass" on the "westside" (the male chav will also claim they are from the "westside" even if they are clearly easter)
chavs try to pronounce as little constonants in a word as possible,and ay it as rude as possible so "may i see your phone?" becomes "oi may le mee c ur fon"
the female chav will listen to any black woman singing about how they got cheated on by their ex. the male will listen to rappers talking about how they "blow caps in a n***** ass" on the "westside" (the male chav will also claim they are from the "westside" even if they are clearly easter)
"omg innit bruv, 'e cul'd uz shovs"
"no, i called u a chav"
"is i' coz am black?"
"but your white"
"cum on dave, lez leave dis twa' n' go to du kebab van"
"no, i called u a chav"
"is i' coz am black?"
"but your white"
"cum on dave, lez leave dis twa' n' go to du kebab van"
by kubrick fan June 11, 2005
As virilent as bubonic plague and spreading like rats emerging from their lairs these undesirables are spawning a legion of illegitimate 'chavlets.'
Linger round Oldham Street & Piccadilly Gardens in Manchista and watch the 'chavometer' peak!
Low chav index before midday tho' as they're still in their pits!
Baying and snarling like a pack of jackals round a wounded prey,basball caps cocked at an angle they take everything out of the system but put tap-all back!
Render the bastards down!
Chavs ferried in at one end -melted tacky jewellry and Rockport residue exuding out of the other!!
Only Argos Jewellry counters and Cash Generators would miss them.
'Garot a chav today !
Keep the detritus at bay !!''
Linger round Oldham Street & Piccadilly Gardens in Manchista and watch the 'chavometer' peak!
Low chav index before midday tho' as they're still in their pits!
Baying and snarling like a pack of jackals round a wounded prey,basball caps cocked at an angle they take everything out of the system but put tap-all back!
Render the bastards down!
Chavs ferried in at one end -melted tacky jewellry and Rockport residue exuding out of the other!!
Only Argos Jewellry counters and Cash Generators would miss them.
'Garot a chav today !
Keep the detritus at bay !!''
''I'm innocent !
I've dun nuffin Mr.Dibble !
I woz dumpin me load into one ov me bitches at that time.
Honest mate.
She'd bunked off skool.''
I've dun nuffin Mr.Dibble !
I woz dumpin me load into one ov me bitches at that time.
Honest mate.
She'd bunked off skool.''
by Bod June 7, 2004