Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004

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The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

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crappleberries

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

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chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

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