Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

Catting

Whereas dogging is an act usually reserved to partaking in sex acts in quite areas such as woodland or a secluded layby, catting would be the opposite. The seasoned 'Catter' loves nothing more than to pull up in a busy area such as a McDonalds Drive Thru and 'Cat Call' people in the car park by using various light flicking combinations.

It is always a safe bet to switch off all lights while waiting at a drive through as you never know if your going to get a Number 9 or a Number 9 large with extra dick through your open window.

Fancy Catting at Mc Donald's later on? Really need to let out some tensions on a fatty!!

by Catter85 November 12, 2018

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 4, 2004

Catting

The highly used alternative to sexting. Rather than sending nude pictures, one sends a feline of their choosing

Ted: Come on baby, I just want to see if they're really D36s
Mary: No, you know I'm a catter!
Ted: What's a catter?
Mary:It's called catting, I send pictures of my feline friends to horny men and women
Ted: Is it wrong if I'm still turned on by this?

by obeywalrus December 19, 2010

Hump-Catting

A sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!

Similar to Bear-Blasting

After having consumed a rocket can of Powerthirst, the young man got the top score in Hump-Catting.

by BallisticJ October 8, 2012

Catting

When an individual randomly exchanges a cute picture of their cat to another person. The person who recieved the picture of the cat is expected to send a picture of their cat. This process goes on and on until someone gives up. When one goes three days without sending a picture of their cat, they lose. If the other person does not own a cat, it is their responsibility to find one to take the picture of.

Shelby: *sends picture of cat*

Joe: *sends another picture of cat*

*THREE DAYS LATER*

Joe: Shelby, you lose the game of catting!

by TLWhitson808 February 11, 2012

Catting

The noise that you use to call cats... pss pss pss... that is now being used by guys to hit on girls

Was that dude just catting me? What a douchebag. Dude, seriously do I look like my name is fluffy?

by jazquie October 21, 2008