Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

😮🍆👊💦

Carson is bustanuttible

by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022

Carson

The opposite of a Saywer. Carson will go after your ex girl right after you guys break up and have no care for your feelings. Fake friend

Bro look at Carson flirting with your ex! Didn't you guys break up yesterday?

by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022

Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

carson

kid with a huge cock and balls and loves hot moms

there goes carson with another milf

by milflover69 November 23, 2021

Carson

Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.

Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?

by Claire M. January 6, 2019

carson

a nip

Classic carson

by john tutor March 13, 2019