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Human Centipede Carousel

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.
Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once
by BertJimmy May 12, 2011
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Caruso-ism

An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.
Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".

Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)
by panda foxfire March 29, 2009
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CARITSTC

Acronym for 'Causing a rift in the time space continuum' to describe a situation which should never occur or combines such diametric opposites it would appear to have sever cosmic consequences.
Did you know Pete Doherty is banging Nancy Regan? That is so CARITSTC.
by DJ Gorman August 31, 2010
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carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010
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Carissa

Carissa is a sweet girl who loves to dance, sing, and especially jump. She is constantly laughing. She’s nice, funny, sweet, funny, and beautiful. She loves to laugh and make jokes. She participates in tons of extracurriculars, too. She’s moderately artistic and moderately athletic. She’s very creative, too. She enjoys hanging out with her friends and loved ones.
Did you Carissa yesterday? She was with her best friends, of course.
by not jennifer lopez May 22, 2019
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Carisett

Means heavily loved. A girl who is very kind, sweet, friendly to those who cares about her. And has the brightest smile that lights up the room. With her smile she could drive you crazy. She's a keeper
I would really love to met a Carisett!!?
by lolcgirl November 15, 2019
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Carzius

A mysterious person. Someone you see as a glitch not a human.
Marty is carzius. Pretty scary.
by Carzi May 22, 2020
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