Popo er Capo

The one and only, undeniable, absolute Popo er Capo. The chief of chiefs. The Smash master. The Pizzeria Cesare emperor

A:I can`t wait to see the show tomorrow!
B: I can`t wait to tell you YOU ARE POPO ER CAPO
A:AND YOU ARE POPO ER MEJOOOO
B:EHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
A:EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH

by Ramingo April 9, 2022

Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

A Capollo

To have sex without a condom or without protection.

Diego finally fucked with a girl, and he did it A Capollo.

by Horribles January 4, 2011

Capcom Five

A cause of unfathomable disappointment for Nintendo fans last console generation. These were five Capcom games announced to be exclusive to the Gamecube in 2003 and the cause of much hope that finally there would be some more quality mature-rated titles that would shatter the Gamecube's kiddy image and boost console sales: Product Number 03, Dead Phoenix, Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil 4, and Killer 7. Due to factors (reportedly) beyond Capcom's control, most of these games did not remain exclusive. It started when the first of the Five, PN03, bombed with the critics. Capcom somehow interpreted that as a hint that the Gamecube was a bad console (instead of blaming themselves for making a bad game) and promptly CANCELLED Dead Phoenix. Later RE4 and Viewtiful Joe were ported to the graphically inferior though more popular PS2 (and were therefore downgraded in quality) after enjoying an all too brief exclusive limelight on the GCN, and Killer 7 saw simultaneous release on the GCN and PS2. For some odd reason Capcom didn't see fit to port those games to the PC or Xbox (except for RE4 on PC). Sony's servile 100 million+ strong fan base didn't care that they'd be getting games optimized for a different console that would look and sound much crappier on a PS2, they only cared that they wouldn't have to buy a Gamecube to enjoy those games (or ports of games, rather). To further add salt to the wound for Ninty supporters, exclusive PS2 content was added to the ports of RE4 and Viewtiful Joe.

Had it not been for the Capcom Five failing to remain exclusive, Ninty's home console would've done MUCH better last gen.

by Obi-Wan Jabroni September 8, 2007

Capcops

A slang term in the fighting game community concerning Capcom's PR department, used to describe the taskforce to regulate the viewing of their games. Are usually out in full force a couple of weeks before the release of a big name title to prevent leaks.

"Dude did you hear there was a stream of Street Fighter X Tekken's DLC characters???"

"I did, but it got shut down by the Capcops"

by THE E.G.G.M.A.N June 12, 2012

capobianco

to have a large genital region

that's quite a capobianco you have there

by beebeebee December 29, 2007

Capcom ending

(kap'kom N'ding)

- n.
1. The end sequence of almost any video game produced by Capcom Entertainment Inc.

2. A lame ending to a movie/ TV show/ video game featuring a sunset or sunrise (with cheesy music.)

3. Something trivial or trite; a total letdown.

‘I couldn’t believe it... even Resident Evil 4 had your same typical Capcom ending: a sunrise!'
‘The Matrix Revolutions had such a freakin’ Capcom ending.’
'Dude, I've seen more originality in a Capcom ending.'

by Jacopo January 2, 2009