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Fabio Capri

A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is

¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it

Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
by maileah November 5, 2023
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Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 7, 2019
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Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁
Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!
by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021
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Capri-fun

BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?

Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019
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Capri Sunning

Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*

Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
by Gibsonion August 19, 2019
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Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun
Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun
by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018
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Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
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