poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

by C Mac G September 25, 2011

canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

Canyon Vagina

The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.

"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."

"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"

by Lolpomp August 31, 2022

Grand Canyon

One of Arizona's most popular tourist site.

Can be also used as a roast to someone with a huge gap between their teeth.

Hey John.....I just went to the grand canyon in AZ, and it was amazing.

It is almost as if babyface has the grand canyon in his mouth.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

Woke Canyon

When something is next level sh*t. Usually an electronic music item

'Bro that guitar pedal is Woke Canyon!'

by tavibadmans August 18, 2017

Crap Canyon

Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

by chico1181 October 14, 2010

canyon country

The armpit of the Santa Clarita Valley. About 25 miles north of Los Angeles. Aristocratic, more cultured, citizens of surrounding communities like Valencia and Saugus generally dispose of their refuse, including household trash and rejected, cheap, meth-addict 18 year olds in this burrough of the Santa Clarita Valley.

Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.

Person 1: (Excusing the ridiculous behavior of a limited acquaintance) Dude, it's o.k. man, he's from Canyon Country!

Person 2: Oh, O.k.

by Cardon June 11, 2006