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big hat, no cattle

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.
He's got a big hat, but no cattle.
by crayola March 29, 2004
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rape cattle

Phrase used to reference groups of females at clubs that dress similarly and extremely provacative/slutty... yet sneer or get offended at men if they are approached. They instinctively exhibit herd mentality when visiting the bar or bathroom. Lack of any singular intelligence among the group is implied.
See those girls in the mini-skirts huddled together by the bar? You can forget about 'em. Total rape cattle.
by ms.wolfgang March 3, 2011
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cattle guard

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.
by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004
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cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved
We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.
by Camel drive June 11, 2017
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two-legged cattle

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
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texas cattleman

This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): 1.) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this:
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)
"Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman."

Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?"
Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time."
by Bed Sharter September 23, 2008
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cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.
Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.
by bridgejlr December 21, 2010
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