Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

benign canine

A friendly dog.

He's a benign canine--you can pet him safely.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016

Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 22, 2019

Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.

"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."

by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009