shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.

"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."

by Mitch the Sage May 18, 2016

Canal Bank

When a woman collects or "banks" the semen from multiple men in her vagina or "canal" in order to increase her chances of getting pregnant.

Tracy's having another baby. Apparently she "canal banked" the local football team after they beat Rovers in the derby match a couple of months ago.

by Clive Hamilton and N. W. Clerk December 5, 2022

Back Canal

Another definition for the butt, usually in relation to anal sex as an alternative sex route.

Kyle's girlfriend wouldn't let him do the deed proper, so he had to take the back canal.

by RaveUn2Mike February 10, 2009

tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.

Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!

by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022

Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

Canal Cunt

a girl who You see flaunt different brands of high end fake purses, bags, scarfs, etc.. Mostly purchased in one single trip to NYC, Canal St.

Ex: that Jackie is such a canal cunt.. Did u see her talking about her new LV, trying to pass it as real? The logos where sliced like a lobster tail.

by Jesbat August 12, 2012

coital canal

The vagina

I had a great meal at the coital canal

by Trmonahan March 11, 2018