A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023
Get the Calummug. If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
by Candle_burn January 23, 2024
Get the Calummug. Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”
by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025
Get the Calumitismug. 
by Yada2 December 9, 2019
Get the calum frewmug.