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shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus
" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "
by eat more pies May 28, 2015
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Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.
Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....
by a67Aperture January 9, 2013
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Boner Cactus

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus
DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.
by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009
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cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010
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cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.
Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!
by benzo11 November 14, 2006
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Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.
by Faff October 28, 2007
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cactus dance

Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons.

A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.

While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
a) "Mary, your son is doing the cactus dance again..."

b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."

c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
by Mungman December 24, 2007
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