Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.

Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable

by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011

Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

by LadTrain July 28, 2010

cabeal

A NorCal rodent, terrorizes the streets of isla vista at night. Known to like Vodka.

"Shit our party got ravaged. Anyone seen a Cabeal?"

by the agent October 25, 2003

Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003

cable guy

someone who is extremley annoying. Always bothering. A Stalker if u will.

Here comes Mark the cable guy again, what a loser.

by trizmcmany December 15, 2004

a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

by Leon May 9, 2003

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006