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muff cabbage

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010
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cabbage queen

Commonly used the game World of Tanks, to describe a heavy tank that tries to hide behind bushes.
"Oh, look at Skender in that TOG, what a cabbage queen."
by SKNT December 11, 2014
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Cabbage Fairy

gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.
Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.
by Charlie Fart April 17, 2016
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Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
by Harry m8s December 13, 2016
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wild cabbage

Disgusting B.O. from the armpit, coined in Summer of '05.
"You got the disgusting wild cabbage growing"
by WMW May 14, 2006
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flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina
i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.
by ryanonthespot April 21, 2011
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Nine Days Cabbage Water

Jamaican folk term used to show disgust for the taste or smell of a particular food, object or person.

The term comes from the experience that some people may have had when leaving vegetables or other kinds of food out, sometimes in water, for way too long. There is a repulsive odor that comes about when decaying food is left to sit in stagnant water for prolonged periods of time. This odor is generally found distasteful, and thus we Jamaicans use this term in certain incidents to show our disgust for an objectionable odor or taste coming from a food item, an object or a person.
-"Go tek a showah. You smell like nine days cabbage water."

-"A wha dis you gimme fi eat? It taste like nine days cabbage water."

-"Throw dis out for me, it smells like nine days cabbage water."
by Errol W. December 14, 2008
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