lock bumpers

get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas

When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.

by Tim Prince September 12, 2008

Boogie Bumper

The coolest shadow on the internet humorously ridiculing politicians and fake news.

I can't wait to laugh with Boogie Bumper tonight on The Daily Boogie on YouTube and Periscope!

by Crazy as a coconut June 11, 2019

clam bumper

lesbian

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.

by Mike Stander August 1, 2003

Rumper Bumper

Having sex in a casual or non committal way.

Dude, me and Robyn did the Rumper Bumper last night!

by mregina February 18, 2009

chode bumper

a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"

John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers

by Cashmere June 3, 2004

Turd bumper

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds

Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!

by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

Bumper Cars

When two lesbians have sex. Nothing goes in or out, just a lot of bumping of things.

Paula and this slut went to play bumper cars...and I watched them play all night...

by Remy November 8, 2004