BreShawna

The beastiest person alive. There is only one BreShawna in the world, and whenever people see her, they must immediately bow down to her.

Veronica: Dude, why is everyone bowing down?
Josh: Duh, BreShawna is right down the street

by Njpebbles48 December 14, 2010

booty brush

When somebody accidentally walks past you when you are sitting, brushing their but across your face.

Molly booty brushed my face today in class. Best part of my day.

by chodebro January 27, 2015

Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008

Take Care, Brush Your Hair

Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.

"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair

by GeorgePele August 26, 2008

Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

brushing the otter

the act of a male manually relieving himself, rubbing one out, or jacking off

Well damnit baby, if you weren't so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn't be catching me brushing the otter so much. Now can you please shave my palms? I seem to have gone blind.

by bigmick02132 July 20, 2008

Brush Hog

A term used to describe the actual device and / or the act of mowing down brush. It is a derivative term of "Bush Hog" which is a copyright trade name used to describe the world's most successful rotary cutter. The term Brush Hog may be heard more frequently in the upper mid-western US states whereas Bush Hog is heard more frequently in the south and south eastern US. The word is used as both a Verb and a Noun.

I am going to cut that field with a Brush Hog.
I am going to cut that field with a Bush Hog.
I am going to Brush Hog that field this weekend.
I am going to Bush Hog that field this weekend.

by ES White November 8, 2008