Brokedick

The only proper response to someone once horsecocked
see horsecock definition 3

Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"
Stege: "BROKEDICK"

by Dead Mouse July 1, 2009

Booted

Forcefully removed from your current or former employer, establishment, or place of living.

If your fucking rent check doesn’t clear again this month you’ll find your ass booted deadbeat!

The Air Force booted his ass when they found out he lied about having a criminal record.

by Mr. Olivia Keating January 2, 2018

Brosedian

Broseidon is the leader of lax and the Broceans and rules from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.

That guy is such a Brosedian
He laxes like a Brosedian
Brosedian's are sexyy

by waltersiryesbob October 20, 2010

brotel

Residence of multiple bros, especially in Allston MA.

"We're going to the brotel to drink mad beers, son."

by bro ho. February 11, 2008

jack booted thug

individuals or groups who are bullies, frequently using violence or the threat thereof to take what they want.

the cops are jack booted thugs

by anamenotalreadybeingusedbysome October 25, 2010

Brotex

A type of condom used for gay sex between two men

"Hey, dude, I wanna be safe. How about we use a brotex?"

by x450 September 27, 2008

Brotein

A word used to describe a scenario where one bro helps another bro mix a protein shake in which the other bro otherwise could not mix himself

Two bro's are racing down the highway at 120 km/h... windows down. The bro driving asks the other bro to mix him some pro and the bro sitting shotgun generously obliges, concerned that his bro may be becoming catabolic. The two bro's share a brotein moment in which they each dummy at least a 30g serving of protein

by Hickerr September 4, 2011