A large clot of semen that bursts out of your penis, resulting from masturbating more than three times in the last 24 hours. Results in swelling of the scrotum and painful pissing for the next day.
Max: Dude, I just had my second brock of the day.
Chuck: Shit man, you gotta stop spanking your monkey.
Chuck: Shit man, you gotta stop spanking your monkey.
by Basungi July 08, 2011
Brocks are usually short, and often have light blonde or red hair colour. Brocks typically have no personality, and generally are the cronies of a bully or just a plain annoyance who follows people around. Brocks are usually actually very smart in their own way, but are typically the kind of kid that your mom tells you to be nice to.
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by Whack Lad4000 December 14, 2020
A white male rapist.
by J Lekan April 14, 2019
v- The act of stealing someone's girlfriend in a swift and often undetectable by the poor, helpless victim.
"Damn, Brock brocked the fuck out of Ryan!"
"Brock just brocked Joey's prom date."
"Brocking is for douchebags"
"Brock just brocked Joey's prom date."
"Brocking is for douchebags"
by BrocksVictim April 18, 2013
brock is just another word for asshole. brocks usually have a small dick. they dont know how to treat a girl right. they most likely will cheat and lie to their girlfriends all the time! you do not want to be with a brock. they break girls hearts and just dont even care. sometimes they'll break a girls heart and then hate them for no reason at all, and make the girls life a living hell. brock isnt that good of a friend either. sorry to say, but you dont want a brock in your life.
by crystal mchottness July 02, 2011
1. a male who has dark skin, spiky hair, falls in love with any female that walks by despite the fact that his eyes are always closed
2. the president of the united states
2. the president of the united states
by anon843920011 August 31, 2009