Briantology

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

James Brian Kievit

He's a middle school science teacher(and a pretty good one at that). He was in the 182nd Airforce Division for 4 years, until leaving and teaching at Tucson Country Day School.

That science class with James Brian Kievit was so fun, I can't wait for tomorrow. But I'll just call him Mr. Kievit

by MrBeanIsAMan6 October 4, 2011

Brian Posehn

A hilarious American actor and comedian. Best known for his television appearances and stand up comedy. An overall amazingly funny guy.

Did you see Brian Posehn on Conan last night?

Yeah I laughed my ass off.

by Mihr March 20, 2008

Brian Dai

A legendary God, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the first and the last andour lord and savior 😵🙌🏼 Usually speaks with powerful phrases such as "ho dawg" and says "this is not even a joke right now, six mile run dawg." He believes that we are all braddahs and sistahs fr fr 🔥🤘🏽 God prays to Brian Dai, Onions cry when they see him and Brain Dai never went through puberty, puberty went through him.

In these depressing times, we need to pray to our lord and savior Brian Dai.

by Shrekislyfe May 17, 2017

Brian Kang a.k.a Young K

A guy from the KPOP group Day6.

Stage Name Youngk, but no one calls him that.

Everyone calls him by his Canadian name

Brian

He looks more like a Brian than a YoungK

Brian, how are you?
My NaMe iS YoUnGk!!!

Young k is being defined as Brian

Brian Kang a.k.a Young K

by YoungkKangYounghyunBrianKangE September 11, 2017

Briana

Briana’s are amazing at least the Briana I have is. She’s amazing inside and out. She is one of a kind and I could never find anyone like her in a million years even if I searched everywhere. She’s beautiful and I tell her everyday so she doesn’t forget. She doesn’t need make up at all because when I look at her all I see is her natural beauty. She’s cute, gorgeous, adorable, pretty, stunning, an absolute sight for sore eyes. My Briana is all the above. I love her pretty smile because it makes me smile. Also the fact I know I can make her smile. As long as she keeps that smile on her face I will forever be happy and if she ever loses it I will be there to put it back. It’s one of the most prettiest smiles I’ve seen. As long as she’s happy I’m happy. Her happiness is my happiness. Let’s not forget her sparkly green emerald eyes. Oh I could stare in to them for hours. When we’re talking I’ll be paying attention to her eyes they are very just too pretty. Sometimes I think to my self that I don’t deserve her which I don’t deserve her but I’m glad I have her. A girl like her is unimaginable and never could I find someone as near perfection as her. No body is perfect but what I mean by that is she is perfect enough for me. I will cherish her and every memory I have with her. She’s special to me and she’s forever in my heart. She is my whole heart.

Wow look at Briana she’s so beautiful.

by J@6@71 January 2, 2022

briana

A very loving kind girl who hates to disappoint people. Briana's are super funny and always looking to the bright side of things. Briana's can be very insecure sometimes but like always finds a way to be positive about it. Briana's are great friends and will always be there for you no matter what. If you know a briana give her a hug because she is amazing(:

briana

by giggles12349 December 1, 2011