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Bringing the thunder

An intransitive verb describing the act of being a cum-guzzling thunder-cunt.

The phrase is appropriate in situations where a woman is being a total bitch and/or whore.
Did you hear that Dave's girl has been bringing the thunder on him? She's totally been sleeping around.
by Joetoldmetodoit May 21, 2011
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bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys
Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."
by dogginthboys May 13, 2009
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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”
by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018
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beining

A monkey like organism who has at least 5 baes at once, he loves bananas and climbing trees, usually doesn't understand jokes for at least 2 days
Person 1: Why don't you see elephants hiding behind trees?
Person 2: what? I don't get it?
Person 1: oh you are a Beining
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bruining

Brewing something in order to ruin something.
Johnny made it to where he was bruining the relationship.
by Ralph Wellman January 23, 2009
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Baining

The blossoming of winter into spring when flowers and trees begin to appear throughout the nation
by Baininggang November 6, 2018
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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020
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