backyard gardener

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.

Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Backyard dog

In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”

Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.

African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!

Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.

African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.

by Wqoq April 5, 2010

backyardi

party in your backyard
back-yard-ee (as in party)

I am having a backyardi for my 25th birthday party!

by honeybee_lover May 3, 2011

backyard ballistics

Backyard ballistics (BB) is Totse's forum concerning pyrotechnics and explosives.

unlike "bad ideas" the level of knowledge that the regular members posess is quite high.

They are verry concerned about safety and will in no way-ever condone violence

take it up in BB, and be prepared to be sent home, kidiot.

by mokothar May 13, 2005

backyard show pony

When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.

I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

Backyard Boy

A backyard boy is a person (mostly a boy) that is a celebrity and usually has the aesthetic of a feeling as if they are your girl/boyfriend that would take you on the cutest dates.

"Han Jisung is such a Backyard boy, his selfies make me feel as if he sent them to me!"

by frgtrhyjtu67jw6hegrwfeqw January 20, 2021

The Backyardigans

The best kid's show in 2021 all because of TikTok I guess, but they got some good songs like Castaways, Into the Thick of It, and International Spy, the Backyardigans doesn't mean fucking 3 animals, no way

Person 1:Hey, do you know the song, Castaways?
Person 2: Yeah, it's by The Backyardigans!
Person 1: Oh, cool, but doesn't that mean..?
Person 2:Nah, it doesn't

by UrMom184 June 13, 2021