breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014

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breach of trust

1. When you don't hold to an oath or promise made and no longer have right to it

2. A social disgrace

3. When you put an in the know on a need to know

4. When you dont keep secrets that aren't yours to share

Girl: I can't believe you told them private things and didnt tell me! That was a total breach of trust. You took an oath to be a secret keeper! Not to keep secrets! As a matter of fact, you are no longer beneficial or trustworthy as far as I'm concerned.

Other girl: It was a mistake and wrong for me to do that to you.

Girl: Yeah, you fucked up big time.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

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