This is the best kid you’ll ever meet. He’s tall and good hair and has the best smile. His smile makes you feel so loved by him and thinking about him makes you so happy. He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have and you need to hang on to him. It may have been a little impulsive to get with him but it was so worth it and now he’s a big part of your life and it’s the best.
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An adolescent male who operates with little to no adult supervision and thrives in pure chaos. Braxton is often spotted flailing his arms wildly while unleashing an unholy screech that can be heard from blocks away. Known for doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants, a Braxton is the embodiment of unchecked energy and questionable decision-making.
(noun)
An adolescent male who operates with little to no adult supervision and thrives in pure chaos. Braxton is often spotted flailing his arms wildly while unleashing an unholy screech that can be heard from blocks away. Known for doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants, a Braxton is the embodiment of unchecked energy and questionable decision-making.
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“Bro, I went to the park and some Braxton was hanging off the jungle gym screaming like a banshee. I thought it was a demon.”
“Bro, I went to the park and some Braxton was hanging off the jungle gym screaming like a banshee. I thought it was a demon.”
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