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Boxing Gloved

The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.
Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate
Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ
by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016
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Bodega Baying

apathetically blocking or ignoring everyone who tries to reach you (except for your spouse, your kids, and the President); you're on top of the world and can't seem to bother with anyone not on your level
- Have you gotten in contact with (person)? (Person) was trying to reach you..
- I'm Bodega Baying.
by 134908657 November 11, 2022
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Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.
Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.
by RogerRoger March 17, 2008
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boring

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.
Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.
by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019
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Honing and boning

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Oingo Boingo

The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.
I must repent for my sins and be saved, let me play some Oingo Boingo records.
by Mel July 30, 2008
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