Suck the Dong Bong

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009

cum de bono

To wank and blow into your free hand.

"ash couldnt find the tissues in time so he CUM DE BONO"

by axege October 22, 2006

drinking the bong water

Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.

Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

Swamp Donkey Bingo

When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!

Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!

by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006

shit did you put the bong away?

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.

J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck

by Madmooseman April 4, 2009

dick bong

A bong in the traditional sense, but modeled and shaped like a dick.

Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!

by Magic Mushroom April 18, 2008

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009