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blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.
Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking
by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012
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blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!
Let's go blocking.
by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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bucking em

Lying or not entirely true
Guy1:Wait so so you smashed

Guy2:nah I was bucking em
by Jack the red blend May 6, 2017
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Backing Out Leftovers

The profoundly relieving experience of defecating a large quantity shortly after having a hearty meal. Most known usages occur when a game of mini golf is interrupted so that one player can relieve themselves as such.
“Hold on until Jim returns. He’s in there backing out leftovers
by Larrytheninja May 15, 2019
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stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...
can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.
by the real mr t. January 13, 2009
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