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Blown O Ring

a:When a woman has VERY ruff anal sex with a man with a VERY large penis, and suffers the consequences.
I gave Chris' mom a blown O ring when I rammed her from behind.
by Bigg Daddy September 12, 2005
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blown

Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass
I got blown last night
by Papa Smurf February 4, 2003
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my mind is blown

when one is so astonished by anothers smartness or when one's mind is so confused by stupidity, the mind is then blown to smithereens.
person A:dude i think my stentorian graph is broken

person B:what?

Person A:the stentorian graph its broken

person B:dude...

Person A:now ill never be able to beat Einsteins theory of grephoxilacated uriaphromitioritre theory

Person B will not be able to talk anymore because his mind was completely blown

and i cant complete this because my mind is blown also
by camero939 April 10, 2010
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blowback 69

When your partner farts during the sexual position of 69.
When you and your partner are num numing eachothers no-no parts at the same time, and one partner farts (accidentally or on purpose) in the other partners face, mouth or nose, thats a blowback 69. Blow blowback fart face fart in face 69
by will bachenspice May 12, 2014
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Texas Blown

1. A group of glass blowers based in Texas who specialize in the construction of smoking pipes like bongs, spoons, bubblers etc. Their glass can be found in many head shops in the Southern US. Very thick, very chill glass.

2. To get head from a thick piece of beautiful Southern ass.

3. What you are after having smoked dank weed from H-town, 9721469 (Dallas), Saytown, ATX and any other of the many weed-filled towns in Texas.
1. I tripped on down to the head shop where they had a special on hand pipes. Picked me up this ballin' spoon from Texas Blown for only $40.

2. I got Texas Blown by this ho backstage at the show in Deep Ellum last night.

3. This Sour Diesel from Screwston got me Texas Blown!
by dokesomesmank August 28, 2009
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blonna

1. Fecal matter emitted from the anus preceded by a day of eating a pound of raw meat at every meal usu comes out as a tube of ground beef from the anus. 2. Anal meat fountain. 3. Pure shit made of meat.
1. You had better stop trying to fuck my mom because I have been eating raw meat all day. I will pin you down and blonna all over your chest.

2. I think I will conserve my food rations by taking a blonna and cooking it in the oven for lunch.
by T-mun E July 26, 2006
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Blown Head Gaskets

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
by theinstigator September 16, 2016
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