When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.
“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”
“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”
“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”
by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018
A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020
by Chrispee February 27, 2007
by Higherthanyourmotherr July 12, 2011
When a gay guy gets fucked too much and his colon becomes a distended tube sock from over use; a bad case of trunk butt; See also: gaping.
Lance complained about his boyfriend's blown out hole to anyone who would listen.
Chad went to the gangbang hoping to get his ass fucked down and blown out.
Chad went to the gangbang hoping to get his ass fucked down and blown out.
by acockyone May 08, 2020
"dude, last night was going great but having sex with that sick girl bit me in the ass. Lets just say she gave me the worst blown tire I've ever seen.
by JamesGargar January 24, 2012
A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.
by brainpills January 20, 2011