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Blonde

Super smart and nice unlike redheads.
Did you see that blonde?
Yeah she’s the smartest person I know.
by Cooliobulio December 17, 2018
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"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3
by Ari April 17, 2005
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A girl of high sexual attraction with a hair color of any variation of blonde, usually failing to have any other good qualities and typically unintelligent.
Guy 1: "See that girlover there? She's hot."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's such a blonde though."
by Idiot With A PhD July 11, 2017
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They are absolutely the most hideous creatures that have ever walked the planet. They are viscous and would attack you with any chance they got. They are also very unintelligent which is definitely a turn off. I would be surprised if a blonde could count up to 3. They are also evil so be aware at all times. Don't turn your back for one second if your in a room with them or else it will be too late. Also, they aren't good in be, trust me, they aren't so don't waste your time.
Person 1: " What was that ugly ass thing you were hanging out with?"

Person 2: "Oh, that is called a blonde!"

Person 1: "Now that makes perfect sense"
by 123Dora123 November 13, 2017
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The color of a hair that is associated with low iq
by TheTrutherNamedKrabs May 25, 2018
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you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde.

Blonde means stupid basically
Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!
by Cherry1977 July 23, 2009
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stupid girl, likely to be named rachel. you think she is acting dumb, but she actually is just dumb to the core. lacks cmmon sense, but is likely to be book smart and very very beautiful. gives everyone a good laugh when she messes up being dumb.
girl: *1 walks into lampost*

girl: 'your so blonde!'
by jellyfish963 November 7, 2010
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