Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.

Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!

by Daws August 22, 2012

blind tiger

An illegal bar; a speakeasy. Commonly used during Prohibition, especially in some Southern states including Louisiana and Texas, in particular.

During Prohibition, we used to frequent a blind tiger for drinks and girls.

by XTrooper February 8, 2018

blimbguine

A portmanteau of the best spaghett in existence, linguine, and an expression denoting an excellent event - namely limbs (or it's further accentuated cousin blimbs). This denotes a more extreme situation in which the theoretical celebratory arm movements are more excitable and erratic.

Q: Yo brosephine, how's it hanging
A: Everything is truly blimbguine my good man

by Blimbus Dumbledore April 3, 2019

Coorr blimez

The modern way of saying blimey.
Commonly used in place of omg.

Carmz: Have a chip Tonez.
Tony: Coorr blimez thats tasty!
Carmz: I know Tonez, I know...

by Hoolzie Boy March 10, 2008

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability

Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees

by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020

Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010