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Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
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Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013
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Noah blessing

Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.
He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!
by Dudade December 10, 2016
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Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you
I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!
by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023
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The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.
Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011
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smell your blessings

Smell your blessings: When you say bless you out of kindness because somebody just sneezed or farted
"ah ah ahh" ( farts instead of sneezing) prooottt... bless you!!! ? Smell your blessings...
by mali it titi mo September 6, 2017
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count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.
Count your blessing” as today is not your time.
by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023
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