Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.

"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

blackout baby

Someone who lies about blacking out the night before so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.

"Karen says she doesn't remember hooking up with Ryan. She's such a blackout baby."

by Gretchen22 January 14, 2008

rage blackout

the act of getting extremely mad out of impulse and yelling at someone or something

rhonda: sorry i stepped on your shoes.

shoehead: WHAT THE FUCK!! THESE ARE MY NEW JORDANS!

rhonda: it was an accident!

shoehead: its good. sorry bout that, i always get rage blackouts about my shoes. i never even see them coming

by MyNameStartsWITHAnR April 3, 2009

Blackout History Month

Blacking out every Friday and Saturday night during the month of February

"Last February I had my own Blackout History Month"

by Ditching Derby February 13, 2013

Blackout Wank

A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.

Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.

by Max2001 March 21, 2021

Blackout

When a friend drinks too much (or not a lot, but is a baby girl) too early in the day, and completely forgets all of the embarrassing stuff they did all day.

Also a wonderful re-make of Halo 2's Lockout, redesigned slightly for Halo 3.

When a friend grabs your dick while you're wearing sweatpants.

When a friend head-butts you through revolving doors.

When a now former friend makes out with your dog, and tries to feel it up.

He is a BLACKOUT.

by RubiusHaggard April 7, 2009

Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.

"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009