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blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.
If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!
by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017
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Blacket

A jacket that makes you look cool
damn! I love my blacket!
by UnlikeAlly August 23, 2008
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Blackett

1) Edgy , gothy or 80s rock inspired.
2) A one-off character.
3) individually chic.
Wow that is a totally Blackett dress !! That cat is a real Blackett. Those shades are very Blackett!!
by leppardette1972. February 6, 2010
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jack blacker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
by Sexydimma August 2, 2014
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blackerasian

Combination of someone that is Black, white(Cracker), and Asian.
You see that girl Zsanel?

Dems Blackerasian hoes be fine as hell!
by wonkaprocessor June 7, 2018
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blacked at security

when you're extremely faded
"bruh I'm boutta black at security tonight"
She was blacked at security after that loko.
by drunk/high March 29, 2019
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Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.
Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”
by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020
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