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Black People Shit

Black People Shit, often abbreviated as "B.P.S", refers to stereotypical activities, that are often of a criminal nature, committed by African Americans that non-black people become involved through random circumstances in that they have no experience of handling.

NOTE: If a non-African American willingly chooses to commit in said stereotypical activities that are often of a criminal nature with African Americans, it does not make it Black People Shit. Rather, it simply just makes it crime. Black People Shit is only used when the non-African American simply ends up in the situation.
*Driving around town with a car full of black people, one white guy in the car*

Black person: Oh, shit man, I gotta make a stop.
White guy: Cool, cool, no biggie.
Black person: Aight, sweet. Oh, by the way, can you hold this while I run inside of this house?
White guy: The fuck, is this a gun?!
Black person: Yeah, and I don't come out in ten minutes, come in blasting.
White guy: Man, Black People Shit.

Black people moment 

When people outside the African American community speak loudly for any & every reason & take action for either a violent or nonviolent reason
Person 1: Dude , how's that fried chicken , macaroni & collard greens

Person 2: Its so good that I'm having a black people moment

black people hair 

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.
Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.
black people hair by notharambe April 24, 2017

Black-People Fine 

Pronounced "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine".

Used to describe someone that is above-average looking.
Dayum, that girl is fine. As in, black-people fine.

Black People Weed

Weed typically sold in quantity over quality that varies in quality every time you buy, it is typically sold by a black person or wigger like persons
"Bro this shit smells like straight black people weed"
Black People Weed by Grant Oliver February 5, 2018

black people meet 

Between the battles of Ritz crackers, candy bars and grape cola there are scholarships for prisons and a place where the monkeys play. A track meet for inmates they say to "buy stock now in chicken and watermelon!" It's a plantation owners dream.
Guy loves to check out black people meet.

black people enforcer 

A synonym for the Gravity Hammer in Halo 3. Called the black people enforcer because in can break and throw Master Chief's armor which is 1.0324 times as strong as the average black's skin.