Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010

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Accidental Bidet

When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.

Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."

by leilanotthesong October 12, 2012

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bidnite

A slightly better way of saying bitch without getting hit.

Man... Shut up bidnite!

by Fire Tears February 10, 2005

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BDITU

Acronym for "Biggest Douche in The Universe." Made popular in the South Park episode with John Edwards. Shorting to this acronym allows it to be used in public without the douche in questions knowledge.

Pronounced: Bee dit ew

you: Thank you sir for giving me all this extra work, that I hope to learn from. Your a true BDITU.

bditu: "what's a beeddeoo?"

you: an acent word for great leader (or some bs along those lines).

by Luckyduzit December 23, 2006

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