Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

jesus berries

Another way of saying olives. Because they're synonomous with the area in which Jesus lived.

"Usually at Thanksgiving kids like to stick their fingers in Jesus berries."

by oscar green September 3, 2007

Dangle Berries

are ones lumps of crap around ones anus area...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...

(not turned on by it)oral- 'i was rimming him and i felt these things in my mouth, they were hi pieces of s**t, his dangle berries!'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'

by gameover November 21, 2007

dingle berries

A serious case of cling-ons that can give you serious bacon strips in your undies.

These dingle berries are not for eating!

by NicklePickle November 6, 2003

Shari's Berries

A business devoted to selling huge, and I mean HUGE-fucking berries. They also have a Spotify ad.

Buddy: "Dude, did you hear that Shari's Berries ad on Spotify?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I would love to tear into Shari's Berries."

by Eat A Sneaker December 15, 2013

berries

another term for the drug ecstasy,

last night i double dropped 2 berries and i was outta my tree

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

lady berries

Lame term describing a woman’s breasts used by people who are uncomfortable discussing sexual organs.

Girl: Mommy why do I have lumps on my chest? Do I have cancer?

Mother: No sweetie you're just growing your lady berries.

by PooPut Muthafuk April 17, 2004